sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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