And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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