Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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