so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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