You're a womanizer and a bitch.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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