They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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