Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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