Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
