PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
No subtext here. People are naked.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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