I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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