yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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