who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Damn victory sex feels great
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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