Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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