We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
His nipple licking is glorious
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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