I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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