just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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