He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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