im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
