I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
