dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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