Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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