First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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