Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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