I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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