don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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