We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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