You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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