your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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