YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
