Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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