im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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