Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We won't sleep together?
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Someone came in the potted fern
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your penis caused this!
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