Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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