Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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