pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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