I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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