sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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