David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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