Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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