I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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