He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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