what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I know her cup size but not her name....
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