I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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