it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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