I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
