I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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