dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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