I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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