So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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