im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
