Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Mom said you looked used
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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