Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
3pm strippers are depressing
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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