Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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