He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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