No, drunk sperm still make babies.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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