Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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