I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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